leavemealoneimblogging:

I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?

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Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:

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And also Tony Stark

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touchofgrey37:

sammvitches:

becauseicandrawbutts:

orleos:

lucyisawriter:

explosivemarbles:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

herongale:

soloontherocks:

bellonanj73:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

What book is this? I must have this because of reasons? 

friends don’t let friends bang cows

for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic!  also i just found out 
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E

well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D

…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I
AM
DYING
I NEED IT.

This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!

I need this book.

…omg. .__.

I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:

So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her. 
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
Dick foam.
All of it.

THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER

Matt, if you’re reading this, get me this book for Hanukkah. 
Zoom Info
touchofgrey37:

sammvitches:

becauseicandrawbutts:

orleos:

lucyisawriter:

explosivemarbles:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

herongale:

soloontherocks:

bellonanj73:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

What book is this? I must have this because of reasons? 

friends don’t let friends bang cows

for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic!  also i just found out 
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E

well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D

…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I
AM
DYING
I NEED IT.

This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!

I need this book.

…omg. .__.

I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:

So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her. 
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
Dick foam.
All of it.

THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER

Matt, if you’re reading this, get me this book for Hanukkah. 
Zoom Info
touchofgrey37:

sammvitches:

becauseicandrawbutts:

orleos:

lucyisawriter:

explosivemarbles:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

herongale:

soloontherocks:

bellonanj73:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

What book is this? I must have this because of reasons? 

friends don’t let friends bang cows

for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic!  also i just found out 
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E

well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D

…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I
AM
DYING
I NEED IT.

This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!

I need this book.

…omg. .__.

I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:

So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her. 
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
Dick foam.
All of it.

THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER

Matt, if you’re reading this, get me this book for Hanukkah. 
Zoom Info
touchofgrey37:

sammvitches:

becauseicandrawbutts:

orleos:

lucyisawriter:

explosivemarbles:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

herongale:

soloontherocks:

bellonanj73:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

What book is this? I must have this because of reasons? 

friends don’t let friends bang cows

for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic!  also i just found out 
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E

well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D

…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I
AM
DYING
I NEED IT.

This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!

I need this book.

…omg. .__.

I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:

So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her. 
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
Dick foam.
All of it.

THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER

Matt, if you’re reading this, get me this book for Hanukkah. 
Zoom Info
touchofgrey37:

sammvitches:

becauseicandrawbutts:

orleos:

lucyisawriter:

explosivemarbles:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

herongale:

soloontherocks:

bellonanj73:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

What book is this? I must have this because of reasons? 

friends don’t let friends bang cows

for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic!  also i just found out 
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E

well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D

…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I
AM
DYING
I NEED IT.

This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!

I need this book.

…omg. .__.

I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:

So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her. 
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
Dick foam.
All of it.

THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER

Matt, if you’re reading this, get me this book for Hanukkah. 
Zoom Info

touchofgrey37:

sammvitches:

becauseicandrawbutts:

orleos:

lucyisawriter:

explosivemarbles:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

herongale:

soloontherocks:

bellonanj73:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

What book is this? I must have this because of reasons? 

friends don’t let friends bang cows

for a second i thought that was the title

but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic!  also i just found out 

it’s on amazon for kindle

S C O R E

well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D

…..”United States of American”

"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"

I

AM

DYING

I NEED IT.

This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!

I need this book.

…omg. .__.

I just bought the kindle version of it

Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:

So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her. 

But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY

Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”

Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.

Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean

and makes a whole ton of foam

and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually

from dick foam.

You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?

Dick foam.

All of it.

THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER

Matt, if you’re reading this, get me this book for Hanukkah. 

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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